Season 9 of American Idol has begun. Tonight is the Los Angeles auditions and our two guest judges are Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry. Of course they are joined by Randy, Simon, and Kara.
Our first contestant tonight is Neil Goldstein. This young man is a lunatic. He absolutely refused to leave until the judges moved him forward. Finally when Simon explained that he could leave on his own or leave with the help of security, he came to his senses and left peacefully. He is still convinced that American Idol has lost out on a true talent. His score from me is 4 out of 10. He needs psychological help however.
The next contestant is Jim Ranger. Okay now we're talking. Jim can sing. He has a fantastic voice. The judges liked him except for Avril Lavigne. I don't know what her problem was because his voice was clearly ver good.
Jayson Wilson tried to sing like Adam Lambert, but he couldn't. Jesse Chang tried to sing Kung Fu Lightening, but the only thing he could do well was Karate Kick. Martin Perez started out halfway good but couldn't remember his words after the first sentence. Damine LeFavor was another horrible singer that was absolutely sure he was the next American Idol. He didn't realize that he was a bad singer until his voice kind of cracked. Then all of sudden he stopped singing thinking that because his voice cracked his chance for stardom was over. So he left easy enough, but what he didn't realize was that his singing was atrocious long before his voice cracked. The judges didn't care... whatever works.
Mary Powers took on Pat Benetar. Her voice was great. The judges loved her. Her score from me is 9 out of 10. She is on her way to Hollywood. This rockn Roll chick could go far. We'll see.
There are a lot of contestants that wanted to be the new Adam Lambert. A. J. Mendoza even sent a video to Adam that he reports he received a lot of positive feedback from. This young man was no Adam Lambert. His score from me is 2 out of 10. The judges rejected him as well.
Day Two in L.A., Katy Perry has taken Avril's seat as the guest judge.
We have another sexual singer by the name of Austin Fullmer. Austin's bizarre movement takes your mind off of his really bad voice. His score from me is 2 out of 10. A little more humility and some dance training wouldn't hurt. In his opinion the reason he was not chosen is because Simon just couldn't handle it. I guess that's a fair statement.
Andrew Garcia is a singer! Finally we found some talent. He is also a likable person, a husband, and father. All the judges love him. His score from me is 9 out of 10.
Tasha Layton is also a singer. Her voice has a southern feel to it. She didn't exactly bowl the judges over, but they liked her. Her score from me is 7 out of 10. The judges moved her forward to Hollywood.
Jason Greene is the opposite of the pure voice of Tasha. He is singing "I Touch Myself". This is an obviously effeminate young man who is extremely sexual, inviting Simon to join him on the floor. He didn't have a good voice, so he tried shock therapy. It didn't work. His voice wasn't horrible, but he was. He also gave his phone number to Ryan Secrest who promptly gave it to one of the large security guards. The judges didn't send him through to Hollywood. His score from me is 4 out of 10. Please excuse me for a minute while I go wash my hands.
The last contestant of the 2nd day grew up in the foster system and lived with 25 families over his young lifetime. He used his music to help with the pain. He sings like an angel. He's got great strength and soul in his voice. Chris is in! My score for him is 10 out of 10.
In all 22 voices sang their way to the next round in Hollywood. Just a hop, skip, and a jump from Los Angeles.
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